I would let out with a stream of profanity. I'd hold up an illustrated evolution chart and proclaim "this is the only truth you need to learn!" I'd play rock n' roll over the PA. I'd bring my worldly boyfriend and french kiss him in front of everyone.
Lady Zombie
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If You could go out in Style,How would you leave the JW Organization Again?
by SuperApostateGirl inwell i'll start;.
1. i would stand up,light a joint and announce that i am "bad association".
2. feeling now liberated i would rat on every elders child (cause who wouldn't).
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New Aussie craze KRISPY KREME doughnuts --What is in them? WHY?
by Witness 007 inpeople are driving for miles to the few shops that have opened....many pioneers leave there own congregation territory to buy some 1 hour drive away....i took a box to my witness work mates...they acted like i was giving them gold!
poor witnesses.
they do taste excellent fresh....coffee shops like "starbucks" never took off here....were not big on coffee.
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Lady Zombie
It's an American plot, you see.
America is trying to spread its obesity. You Aussies aren't fat enough.
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Why On Earth Did YOU Ever Become a JW???
by minimus inmy excuse: born in it and stayed in way too long.. your reason??
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Lady Zombie
No choice--born into it. 3rd generation at that!
My folks were born in.
I figured out the religion was crap when I was a kid.
My whole *&^%$ family are JWs! Aunts (except 1), uncles (except 1), cousins....just about everyone in my family are JWs.
I hate this cult.
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"Taking care of a worldly friend isn't as important as the meetings!"
by Lady Zombie inmy best friend, who is *gasp* "worldly" had a semi-major surgery monday.
she had asked me if she could recooperate at my place.
it's nice and quiet at my place and besides, she knows i'll spoil her rotten.. yesterday (thursday) i had to take her to her doctor's for a post surgery check when i got off of work.
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Lady Zombie
The thing about showing a JW scriptures that denounce the way they're behaving is, a JW thinks that as long as they're doing everything the WTBTS and FDS tells them to do, they're in the right.
Even if it means ignoring what the bible says.
You know what I'm saying.
The WTBTS basically tells them meeting attendance is tantamount to surviving the Big A, so a JW will ignore any other obligations in order to make the meetings, including being a good Samaritian!
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"Taking care of a worldly friend isn't as important as the meetings!"
by Lady Zombie inmy best friend, who is *gasp* "worldly" had a semi-major surgery monday.
she had asked me if she could recooperate at my place.
it's nice and quiet at my place and besides, she knows i'll spoil her rotten.. yesterday (thursday) i had to take her to her doctor's for a post surgery check when i got off of work.
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My best friend, who is *gasp* "worldly" had a semi-major surgery Monday. She had asked me if she could recooperate at my place. It's nice and quiet at my place and besides, she knows I'll spoil her rotten.
Yesterday (Thursday) I had to take her to her doctor's for a post surgery check when I got off of work. We had a bit of a wait and then the doctor wanted to re-dress her bandages, do some lab work, etc. He then wrote some prescriptions that he wanted her to get filled and start taking, so after the doctor's, we went to the pharmacy. There was a long wait there too.
Needless to say, when I got her back home to my place, there was only 40 minutes before the Thursday night Theo-craptic ministry school meeting started and I still had to fix her some dinner and dope her up with her pain medication.
Just as I helped her into the bed, my phone rang. It was my mother. She asked how Cxxxy was doing, so I recounted everything we had been through at the doctor's and the pharmacy. Then.....
Mom: Can you come to the meeting tonight?
Me: What? Uh...probably not, mom. I still have to make Cxxxy some dinner and give her her medication.
Mom: Well, can't you do that and still make it? It doesn't matter if you're a little bit late.
Me: I don't think so. Besides, I've been up since 5:00 am. I want to get her all settled then I'm going to go to bed because I'm really tired.
Mom: (disgusted tone of voice) Well, you should have thought about that before you let her stay with you. Having her stay at your place is going to make you miss meetings. Taking care of a worldly friend isn't as important as getting to the meetings, you know.
At this point, I'm good and pissed off. She was serious too! Apparently, honoring your worldly best friend's request to take care of her after having surgery isn't as important as going to a cult meeting where techniques of recruitment are refined. I don't even go in FS either!
I was so angry, I just got off the phone as quick as I could. Then I got angrier, and called her right back.
Me: You know, if dad, or anyone you care about, was over there recooperating from surgery and needed some help, you'd miss a meeting or two.
Mom: Yes, but she's worldly.
So, yet another example of fine "Christian" behavior of a well indoctrinated and hopelessly brain washed JW.
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They won't leave me alone!!!! What can I do?
by almostbitten ini'm new to this site.
i'm not a jw but have studied with them largely because i wanted to know for myself what jws believed and wanted to hear it from them, not from others (i.e.
catholics, baptists, methodists, etc.).
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Lady Zombie
You don't have to be polite to her. Remember how she spoke of how she ignores DF'd ones, even if they smile at her?
Just in no uncertain terms, tell her you are not interested and you don't see becoming interested again any time soon.
If that doesn't work, if she still pops around, you are then free to (and excuse my language) tell her to f**k off.
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Only a nurse or phlebotomist would understand!
by MsMcDucket ini had to go in to see my doctor today.
my doctor is male and in his fifties.
i looked at his arms and said "wow!
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Lady Zombie
I was a phlebot for 12 years and I so know what you mean!
I fondle my boyfriend's arm veins all the time. It spooks him a little.
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Juts for fun: Stupid reasons why you WON'T leave the JWs
by outofthebox inhere is mine: .
i have to much money invested in ties and suits, i can't leave!!
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Lady Zombie
I can't get my intelligence insulted anywhere else.
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Lady Zombie
I love apostate and anti-JW videos set to rock music. There was a good one (from someone on JWD-can't remember who) set to Nazareth's 'Hair of the Dog.'
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Lady Zombie
Geeze, those poor little JW kids.